Is the public ready for the return of a music icon?

Everyone shut the FRONT DOOR. I have some B.I.G. freakin news and it’s time to stop what you’re doing and pay some god damn attention to important shit that’s going down right in front of our very own eyes.

KESHA IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. You heard me right jack knobs. She’s back and better than ever. And guess what. It may have taken her 5 years to put out her newest album, but Rome wasn’t built in a day you asshole. So cut her some slack and appreciate this shit because you are a communist if you didn’t sing along to TiK ToK, Your Love is My Drug, Die Young, Crazy Kids, We R Who We R, Blow, and my personal favorite Take it Off. Okay… maybe it was just me, but give her tunes a listen, they are fire. And just a reminder that her oldest album was released in 2010. Basically, she made middle schoolers feel like the most BAMF’ers in town at bar and bat mitzvahs.

But its 2017 so don’t just think that she won’t be good anymore because she dropped the $ in her name and replaced it with a more normal but boring “s”. Maybe she found herself. Maybe she can’t afford the $ no more after the 5 years off. Whatever the reason for abandoning the $ I am sure it was well thought out and a hard decision to make. Because Kesha doesn’t just do shit for no reason. And you BETTER respect that normal “s”.

So if you couldn’t tell already I am pretty passionate about this. Who tf can blame me though. Its Kesha. Listen to “Praying” from this new album and TRY not to cry. If you finish the song dry eyed you’re one of those cannibals (Ke$ha reference for the ignorant readers who don’t get the joke) who doesn’t tear up when you they almost don’t adopt J.P. in Angels in the Outfield.

But yea, Kesha is back, I hate you if you don’t think she is going to kill it. She’s a new woman and her voice is a medley between John Mayer, Celine Dion (only from “My Heart Will Go On”), and Jesus.

#DontStopMakeItPopDJBlowMySpeakersUp

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