Note (Saturday 3/17): I actually wrote this post on Thursday (3/15) night. Since then, my bracket, with a championship game of UVA over Wichita State, has been destroyed. Therefore, some of what you will read below did quite ring true this year. Enjoy my post nonetheless!
I am one of those annoying people who watches 99% of my college basketball in March yet is super-duper interested in basketball for that month. Does that make me a fraud? Yes. Do I care? No. I love the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, and I know that many of you out there are frauds like me. In light of this, allow me to share with you my “Circle of Madness”. This explains my following of college basketball over a full year. I shall start this circle with “One Shining Moment”.
April: While watching “One Shining Moment”, I think to myself, “I love college basketball! Next year, I am going to watch a lot of college basketball all year long.”
July: On a random summer day, I think to myself, “I really love the NCAA Tournament. I can’t wait until next year’s college-basketball season.”
Midnight Madness in October: As I revel in the only time of year with MLB, NFL, and NHL games; I am floored to hear that college-basketball teams have begun practicing. “Seriously, who cares about college basketball at a time like this???”, I think.
Opening Night of College Basketball in November: A week or two after the World Series has ended, I think to myself, “OK, now I can put all my sports focus on football and the Devils.” When I hear that the college-basketball season has begun, I think, “I’m not ready for this yet! Can we push this off a few weeks?”
Next Week or Two: I begin to obsess over making fantasy-playoff runs in my fantasy leagues, how to win my Survivor pool, how the Giants are going to make the playoffs, and which Devils games I will attend. At no point do I spend even a second thinking about college basketball.
Thanksgiving Eve: At a bar or restaurant, I catch a glimpse of either the Preseason NIT or Maui Invitational on TV. I think to myself, “Oh yeah, it’s time for me to start watching college basketball this season. Starting now, I am watching every single Gonzaga game!”
Next 2-3 Weeks: I do not spend even a second thinking about college basketball. My mind is simply filled with thoughts of “Fantasy, Giants, Christmas music, Devils, Survivor, Christmas music, Fantasy, Survivor, Mariah Carey needs to cover up her chest at Rockefeller Center, Devils, Survivor, Christmas music.”
Random Date in Mid-December: During a CBS football game, I see a preview of a college-basketball game, complete with the great CBS college-basketball music. I start to get excited thinking about March Madness. I think to myself, “I really need to start watching college basketball TODAY. I can’t just jump onboard a week before the NCAA Tournament”…you know, even though that is what I have done for each of the past 11 seasons.
Next 2-3 Weeks: I do not spend even a second thinking about college basketball.
Random Night in January: I turn on a Rutgers game because Rutgers is either tied or losing by just a few points to a good team. I am very excited for 2 to 3 minutes before switching to “The Mick” on DVR. Sidebar: “The Mick” is absolutely hilarious, and I recommend it to all of you. The only funnier show right now is “Last Man on Earth”, which (double sidebar) is coming back on Sunday! Anyway, after turning off the Rutgers game, I think to myself, “I really need to start watching college basketball. If I wait until March to start watching, I will know nothing about these players or teams, and I won’t enjoy the Tournament as much as I usually do!”…even though, for every year since 2007, I have waited until March and have managed to love the crap out of the NCAA Tournament.
Worst Sunday of the Year (aka The Sunday Between the AFC/NFC Championships and the Super Bowl): I wake up in the morning (but not feelin’ like P-Diddy) and think to myself, “How do I fill my NFL void? I know, I am going to watch college basketball today!” What do I actually do? Go running, listen to Elton John music, clear out my DVR, go to the gym, and spend a few hours lying on my couch doing absolutely nothing.
Super Bowl Sunday: As I go to bed after the game, I think to myself, “The Super Bowl is over! You know what that means – March Madness is right around the corner. Time for me to start watching college basketball!”
Next 2-3 weeks: I watch one Bucknell (where my brother went to college) basketball game on TV. By that, I mean that I put 10 minutes of the game on my TV while I am eating dinner, listening to a podcast, and reading a map…all at the same time. That game aside, I watch no basketball whatsoever.
Two Weeks Before Selection Sunday: I realize that college-basketball conference tournaments are soon to begin. “Now I will start watching college basketball so that I know what I am talking about when I do my brackets.”
One Week Before Selection Sunday: I go to espn.com’s “Championship Week” page and look at all of the conference-tournament brackets. I also begin making daily visits to Joe Lunardi’s “Bracketology”. At this point, I have watched zero basketball over the previous week.
During the Last Week Before Selection Sunday: Hallelujah, I finally start watching some college basketball! I do not watch for long periods of time, but I do check out at least one college-basketball game each day. Additionally, I check the college-basketball scores daily to see who is advancing in their college-basketball tournaments. This is a huge step for a guy who had not deliberately sought out general college-basketball scores at any previous point in the season.
During the Weekend of Selection Sunday: I read many articles about who should be in the Big Dance/who should not/who should be seeded where/etc.
During the Selection Show: I watch/listen in a state of pure euphoria. “I love this time of year!!!! March Madness, Thin Mints, and spring weather! Plus, this year, I feel like I know the teams in the Tournament so much better than I have in any previous seasons. I am going to dominate my pools this year.”, I think.
Between Selection Sunday and Thursday’s Start of the First Round: I fill out my brackets and read/listen to countless analysts speak about the tournament. By Thursday, I have heard that every single team in the Dance is somehow a sleeper, a favorite, an underdog, prime to pull off an upset, unlikely to pull off and upset, underseeded, and overseeded…and has both a very easy path and a very difficult path to the Final Four. I find myself in many conversations with other people who have also watched roughly 0 hours of college basketball this season. In these conversations, we lament the fact that Oklahoma has no business being in the Tournament while Oklahoma State stays home. In years’ past, we have scolded the selection committee for leaving Drexel or St. Mary’s out of the tournament. We agree that the Selection Committee shows no respect for mid-majors and that Drexel and St. Mary’s are clearly better than two of the at-large teams who have been selected for the Tournament. We are qualified to make these statements because we watched St. Mary’s upset Villanova in 2010, and we saw Drexel pull off that upset in 1996.
This all makes perfect sense coming from a guy (me) who usually picks Michigan State to outperform its seed (except this year because of karmic reasons) because it did that in 2009 and 2010 and picks Cincinnati to perform worse than its seed just like it always did under Bob Huggins in the 1990s. Like I said, I know my college basketball. It was not luck that caused me to pick Loyola-Chicago to go to this year’s Sweet 16. No, no, no. It was hours of Loyola game film that someone else watched….and then this watcher wrote an article that said Loyola is really good. Then, I read that article. Like I said, I know my stuff.
Thursday to Sunday of First Weekend of NCAA Tournament: It’s the most wonderful time of the year!!!! 48 games of college basketball! I love it, and I hate having to miss even a single game. I hated missing Bryce Drew’s buzzer beater for Valparaiso against Ole Miss in 1998. (I was in school in 10th grade at the time.) I hated missing Loyola-Chicago’s buzzer beater today! After all, a loyal college-basketball watcher like myself should not have to miss any NCAA Tournament games!
Quick tangent: There are four people who annoy me greatly this weekend:
- The person who starts out 4-for-4 on Thursday and brags to everyone about it. Congrats, you successfully picked a 3 over a 14, a 6 over an 11, a 2 over a 15, and a 1 over a 16. Seriously, if you have a standard bracket-scoring system (32 max points per round), the first round can only eliminate you. Those with 2012 Duke, 2014 Duke, or 2016 Michigan State national-championship brackets know what I mean. If you went 4-for-4 so far, nobody cares.
- The studio talking head (one of the 7845 employed by CBS/TBS/TNT/TruTV/Nickelodeon/Bravo) who responds to a “12 over 5” upset by saying, “Everyone in America is tearing up their brackets right now.” Um, yeah. I suppose if you are in a “You win this pool only if you pick a perfect bracket” pool, you are tearing up your bracket. Otherwise, you can probably withstand that one upset even if you did not pick it.
- The play-by-play announcer who shouts, “IS THERE AN UPSET BREWING HERE IN (FILL IN THE LOCATION HERE)????”, as a 16-seed heads to a timeout with 12 minutes left in the first half holding a 20-15 lead. How many times do we have to see a #1 seed go on a huge run to end the first half or start the second half before we realize the silliness of this announcer’s quote? Often, a #16 seed can hang with a #1 seed for a little while, but eventually the #1 seed figures out how to neutralize the #16’s strength or takes advantage of its major depth advantage.
- The announcer/analyst who calls an “11 over 6”, “10 over 7”, “9 over 8” an upset. Stop it. In the first round, “12 over 5” is the smallest seed disparity that counts as an upset.
Monday to Wednesday of the Following Week: I spend several hours playing with the “Scenario Generator” on my bracket pool’s site to see how many different paths there are to my victory.
Thursday to Sunday of Weekend #2: I love it!!!! We get the quantity of 48 games in Weekend #1. Now, we get the quality of 12 huge games between dominant teams – with a few Cinderellas sprinkled into the mix.
Monday to Friday of Next Week: I can’t wait for the Final Four. I think, “It all comes down to this. All the hours of college basketball I have watched this season culminate right here. This is my reward. What an incredible ride it has been.”
Saturday to Monday of Final Four Weekend: I intently watch all three remaining games. It is bittersweet though, as I know that, after Monday, I have to wait until mid-November to get to watch college basketball again.
Monday Night: While watching “One Shining Moment”, I think to myself, “I love college basketball! Next year, I am going to watch a lot of college basketball all year long.”
….and there you have it – my Circle of Madness!