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New York Sports is a Dumpster Fire

Yesterday was one of the worst days to be a New York sports fan, if you’re a Yankees/Giants/Knicks fan like me. Obviously OBJ got traded for a less-than-stellar package, which sucks. The Giants are the new Jets, I’ve been saying it for awhile now but we’re the circus football team in town. I really couldn’t tell you what the plan is, between trading OBJ, letting Landon Collins walk for nothing, and holding onto Eli until he’s probably 47. The Jets signing Le’Veon sucks to see too, but at least the one redeeming quality about this Giants team is that we still have the best running back to play his home games at MetLife in Saquon Barkley.

As infuriating as it is being a Giants fan right now, and as much as us fans want Dave Gettleman run out of town by an angry mob (see below), that was far from the only reason yesterday was frustrating.

If Dave Gettleman is public enemy number one in New York at the moment, I have a pretty good idea who’s second on the list. I was minding my own business, doing some homework (I’m still a college student, somehow blogging once every few months isn’t gonna pay the bills), and watching The Michael Kay Show on YES. To my surprise, none other than good ol’ Jimmy Dolan joins the show. The worst owner in all of professional sports proceeds to do nothing besides make more of a fool of himself, and I found myself shaking my head at nearly every word that came out of the guy’s mouth. I mean, he banned a fan for life for telling him to sell the team, which literally EVERY Knicks fan wants him to do. When Kay asked whether a ban was necessary, or if the billionaire who owns multiple pro sports franchises could maybe have thick enough skin to let the guy back in The Garden, Dolan responded by asking if a fan who beat the shit out of another fan would be allowed back. Yeah, cuz telling the most incompetent owner of pro sports to sell the team is the same thing as publicly assaulting someone. The guy is an absolute fucking clown, and I’m really scared that he’ll scare free agents out of signing with the Knicks this summer.

The Knicks finally seem to have some kind of forward momentum. I believe they have the right coach in David Fizdale. They have some young talented guys in Dennis Smith, Kevin Knox, Mitchell Robinson, and Alonzo Trier. They’ll have a top pick in the draft in June with the potential to take a guy like Zion, RJ Barrett, or Ja Morant. And they have enough cap space to sign two marquee free agents in a class that features KD, Kyrie, Kemba Walker, and more. But I just really have a hard time believing that despite everything we have going for us, and the chance to play in MSG, that any All-Star is coming to play for a James Dolan-run franchise. I can’t see it.

The Giants are a dumpster fire I don’t even wanna get into. They’ll be unwatchable for awhile. All we can do is hope whoever our next QB is (whenever that day may come) isn’t a bust. All I have right now is the Yankees, and that’s dependent on my prayers that Luis Severino’s shoulder is okay. Rutgers basketball plays in the Big Ten tournament tonight, and it’s actually wild that they’re the second-most competent team I root for right now. The Browns might be great next year, but at least I’m not from Cleveland.

P.S. There’s few things I love more than Yankees baseball, so if this ever happened I would be inconsolable, like Ron Burgundy crying in the phone booth after Baxter got punted-level crying.

 

What the Kyrie Trade Means From a Knicks Fan’s Perspective

I’m not even gonna try and decipher who won this trade, I don’t really care. All I know is that my dream of seeing Kyrie in a Knicks jersey has been dashed.

Fuck this would’ve been awesome

Now that one pipe dream is dead, it’s time to move on to the next one. My approach to being a Knicks fan is that if I never actually grasp the reality of how awful we are, I won’t be upset. So here’s what the new plan is.

First off, we aren’t trading Melo anymore. Fuck that.

I was all-in for trading Melo to get Kyrie. I am 4000% done with his shit. But now that a Melo for Kyrie trade is off the table, he’s not going anywhere. Why would we trade him to the Rockets for next to nothing so he can chase a championship? We don’t owe him anything, he’s gonna sit here and be miserable with the rest of us. Misery LOVES company, and I assure you all of us Knicks fans are miserable.

But, keeping Melo is vitally important to Phase 2 of my new Knicks pipe dream.

We’re getting the Banana Boat squad together in NYC in 2018. Let me explain how it’s gonna go down. Continue reading What the Kyrie Trade Means From a Knicks Fan’s Perspective